4/23/2014 7:33:54 PM
History of J!NX
We've been doing this clothing thing since 1999. What started in a 10' x 10' bedroom has now grown to a
veritable force to be reckoned with (so don't even think about reckoning). We are expecting an invite to
begin attending the United Nations meetings, but so far, we've heard nothing.
The motley pack of sketchers
below makes it happen everyday.
Level 14 Gamer (+3 vs RPGs)
Jinx rules over the creative department with an iron fist. He has also partially-coded around 28 games and has finished exactly one
Loot: +3 Programming Gloves of the Titans
Windminstral handles much of the diplomacy here at J!NX. He is also a certified guru when it comes to coding, chinese stars and rolling 6's in D&D.
Level 11 Overseer of Fantastic Machines
Skydog is a code poet, DB admin and sysadmin here at the J!NX HQ. If our dev system goes down, he's the one that gets flogged (which he seems to enjoy).
Manager of Everything
Loot: +6 Belt of Halo Mastery
Nooch is our resident comic encyclopedia. He is one of those "Ask me anything about comics" guys. He also serves as the portal between J!NX and its fans.
Loot: 26 Pieces of Toy Robot Flare
When he's not mutilating code, Brolo tries to re-live the days when he piloted a GFRWLS (Giant Fighting Robot With Laser Sword). Brolo also likes spray cheese and death metal.
Level 43 tank at getting tanked
As we all know fermentation and civilization are inseparable. Pintress roams the earth filling bellies with sudsy goodness.
Loot: Belt of Lifting (seriously)
Tron is a sucker for survival horror flicks and always carries around plenty of mixed herbs and acid rounds to fend off zombie attacks.
The Gr8 Gazoo
"If you were a TRUE WoW fan, you'd tattoo a W on each cheek so that when you bend over..."
Loot: Greater Purse of Holding
Wahoo is the resident counter of gold pieces. Along with her love of numbers comes her insatiable desire to take your money from you in a "fair" game of poker.
Loot: +12 "I draw better than you" gloves
Borador is a closet toy collector and can often be NOT seen secretly playing with his Masters of the Universe dolls or schooling you in Fight Night.
Blindfolded Order Packing
Loot: +20 Blindfold of Extra Non-seeing
Red thinks ninjas are cooler than most pirates (except Blackbeard), but samurais own them both. Kamikaze!
Asst Regional Product Order Prep Director
Loot: Bottomless Bag of Cheetohs
Grand Pooba enjoys long walks on the beach, stimulating conversation with women and is the perfect gentleman. And his balls are heavy.
Loot: +5 Glaive of Spearheading
Lunchbox seeks order amid chaos. It's his job to keep all our ducks in a row, preferably with a Nintendo Zapper Light Gun.
Special Power: +20 to color within the lines
Illuminator, letterer, champion of the analog; Moustachio would thrust himself into the time machine to escape the trappings of the modern world... as long as he could bring Gears of War with him.
Web Designer of Doom!
Level 13 Undead Obliterator
When he's not pounding code or modeling zombies in 3D, you should watch out for
three11 driving by on his lowrider bicycle.
Level 2 Artist of the Arts
Loot: Loincloth of the Tenacious Defender
Rocking out hard with a diamond encrusted cod piece, Handbanana is adept at hardcore dancing
in the living room... and power slides. His only known weakness is the ancient Bone Saber of Zumacalis...
or anything pointy, really.
Warrior of the Type
Loot: +20 Speedo of strength
He bleeds chlorine and prefers the aquatic life of the Murlocs. He often returns to shore to get
creative and hang out in the cantinas, especially the one on Mos Eisley.