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"So I know that they're beloved, and their back-story has been explained in detail many times over, but I have an idea..."

A hush fell over the room as the unnamed director looked evilly over his arched fingers at the assembled group.

"Let's make them aliens. Or space robots or something. All I know for sure is that whenever anyone gets kicked there has to be a huge explosion."

... and then countless voices called out in unison for those who could not call out for themselves - "Don't Bay Me, Bro!"