JINX: Clothing For Gamers And Geeks!

Handsomely now, minions! Dig, minions, dig! I shall raise and command every worm-infested warrior who ever died in battle! My army of the dead will tear the flesh off every primitive screwhead who stands between me and my evil book! Especially that goody-little-two-shoes Promised One, with his chainsaw and his shotgun and his science; I got a bone to pick with that primate! Minion Queenmob captured a picture of him last time we tangled. Now you know your enemy: pick yourself up and sally forth!