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You grow a mustache every month except Movember. You drive a big old van with the words 'Free Candy' airbrushed on the sides. Your handshake is wet and limp, and you only smile with your upper lip. How can you become even more of a creeper? Easy! Wear sexy new Creeper Bracelets on both wrists and shout it out for the whole world to hear: I'm a Creeper and I'm proud of it!