JINX: Clothing For Gamers And Geeks!

This patented Aperture Laboratories personal item tethering system has been developed to ensure ease of use and minimal chance of combustion while idle. In addition, when used in optimal testing conditions under the supervision of test-candidate-despising AI core modules, the item tethering system has been shown to have a non-life-threatening failure rate of less than 50%. Note: item tethering system not compatible with potatoes.