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Aperture Laboratories’ analysis of failed experimental sequences led to the reintroduction of lower-extremity epidermal shielding material. The inclusion of these new pants during testing decreased friction-based gluteo-sacral and cnemic abrasions in test subjects by 347.48%. Further attempts to implement a Portal Potty in the seat of the pants resulted in awkward restroom situations and were summarily aborted.

  • Cotton and polyester construction.
  • Stretch draw-string waist.
  • 2 side pockets.
  • Embroidered vertical Aperture Laboratories logo on leg.
  • Reinforced knee patches.
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