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Have you ever wanted to stare menacingly down a hallway in an almost abandoned testing facility? Do you ever wish that you could threaten various test subjects with your prodigious bullet propulsion abilities? According to our experiments we have determined that this Hoodie, while not having any effect on the previously stated goals in any way has been shown to increase the quotient of awesome present in wearers by a factor of 5. As a result it has been decided to be far superior to the product that would achieve the above stated objectives, which are silly.

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