JINX: Clothing For Gamers And Geeks!

Hiding among humans can be tiresome. Yes, your culture is so much more advanced than theirs, what with your intelligence being cybernetic. But stay calm; the fleet is on the way and we can herd these cattle soon enough. Until then, just blend in. Try to adapt to their fashion by, oh I don’t know, sporting the most dominating hat you have ever seen. They’ll be too distracted by your awesomeness to notice your plans to overthrow their planet.