JINX: Clothing For Gamers And Geeks!

My APM is a one-digit number. I've never used a hotkey on a structure. I always have a ton of resources saved up because I like to be the richest. I've never won a match without cheesing. When someone says 'Macro' I say 'Polo'; when someone says 'Micro' I say 'Machines'. I haven't been favored since my first game. I've only ever played Protoss, because I can't figure out how to choose a different race. I am Bronze League. Good Luck, Have Pity.