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Spoiler Alert: In general, anyone that promises free moist, delicious cake as a reward should not be trusted. Cake is never free, people. Who in their right mind would ever give cake away instead of hoarding it for themselves? No sane person; that is the answer to that question. If you are thoroughly confused by this shirt, as many of you will surely be, Google is your friend.

  • Woven from 100% combed ring spun 30/1 cotton.
  • Fine lightweight 4.3 ounce jersey.
  • Features slim-fit body.
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