Work Out Controller
Next time some uppity mic-jockey spews unkind remarks about your mother's virtue, you'll be ready to make sure to protect your K/D ratio with extreme prejudice.
Picture the scene: You're sitting there, helping hold down the objective, and you pick off an opponent with a well-trained shot. The next thing you know, your earpiece is filled with the rage-frothed squeaks of what sounds like a profanity-loving rugrat. Then everything changes as the official challenge is thrown down: "F1GHT m3 1rL Br0!1!"
Little do they know how ready you are.