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There once was a ship called the Jenkins
Whose Cap'n didn't care much for thinkin'
When told, "Land ahoy!"
He screamed out, "Leeeeeeroooy!"
And now he's just sittin' there sinkin'
Adventurer Captain Snail
Set sail for fail with Captain Snail(;