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Is a plague of locusts ruining your day? Call the Locust Exterminators! Our team of merciless soldiers and ex-cons use the latest in chainsaw-gun and meat shield technology to eliminate the horde at its source, before it emerges. Satisfaction guaranteed! (Note: We just do the exterminating. You have to clean up the leftover giblets.)
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