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The cake is a lie Women's Tee

Spoiler Alert: In general, anyone that promises free moist, delicious cake as a reward should not be trusted. Cake is never free, people. Who in their right mind would ever give cake away instead of hoarding it for themselves? No sane person; that is the answer to that question. If you are thoroughly confused by this shirt, as many of you will surely be, Google is your friend.



 
 
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  1. [abuse]   [reply to rebelleseule02]6 Minion rebelleseule02, 3 Days Ago
    the cake is a lie...damn you, creepy electronic voice! /cry
  2. [abuse]   [reply to Seirye]3 Seirye, 6 Days Ago
    Need... More... Mediums! Wonder what kind of cake it is?
  3. [abuse]   [reply to Myrmaster05]5 Minion Myrmaster05, 17 Days Ago
    I like cake.
  4. [abuse]   [reply to lives-left-0]15 Adventurer lives-left-0, 7 Days Ago
    I like cake too. GO CAKE!!!
  5. [abuse]   [reply to Pete]11 Acolyte Pete, 20 Days Ago
    Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator". Popularized by the game "Portal" (found on Half-Life 2's "Orange Box" game release for PC, X-Box 360, and PS3). During the game, an electronic voice encourages you to solve intricate puzzles using cake as a motivating perk. When you have "broken out" of the game's initial testing phase (from threat of death), you find scrawls on walls of the innards of the testing center warning you that "the cake is a lie".
  6. [abuse]   [reply to Pete]11 Acolyte Pete, 20 Days Ago
    "the cake is a lie" is defined on the urban dictionary
  7. [abuse]   [reply to Lumya]11 Acolyte Lumya, 22 Days Ago
    I want this!!!.... for the sequel there better be cake!!
  8. [abuse]   [reply to Crow Skyler]3 Crow Skyler, 24 Days Ago
    Shirt is a lie. :S
  9. [abuse]   [reply to MysticAngel]22 Gladiator MysticAngel, 26 Days Ago
    Portal is awesome. Very cool tee :)
  10. [abuse]   [reply to Jurassica]6 Minion Jurassica, 27 Days Ago
    a delicious lie.
  11. [abuse]   [reply to Pyreyna]4 Pyreyna, 30 Days Ago
    I love this shirt. It's on my list to buy.
  12. [abuse]   [reply to Ivy]16 Adventurer Ivy, 31 Days Ago
    I *heart* cake
  13. [abuse]   [reply to Raximus]6 Minion Raximus, 36 Days Ago
    Hilarious!
  14. [abuse]   [reply to tennesseebob]11 Acolyte tennesseebob, 40 Days Ago
    QQ...poor companion cube =(
  15. [abuse]   [reply to darkmirror]7 Minion darkmirror, 42 Days Ago
    This is the best line ever. I will now be saying it to everyone and wishing I had this shirt. Ugh...
  16. [abuse]   [reply to ClearlyOpaque]5 Minion ClearlyOpaque, 43 Days Ago
    Most played game on my 360 has got to be Orange Box. Never really been a Half Life fan, but Portal and TF2 are amazing.
  17. [abuse]   [reply to JT]7 Minion JT, 43 Days Ago
    omg
  18. [abuse]   [reply to Toast]6 Minion Toast, 53 Days Ago
    I just got this and it's awesome. Can't wait to wear it to the next LAN party!
  19. [abuse]   [reply to Pllora]4 Pllora, 54 Days Ago
    Bought. Can't wait for this to arrive!
  20. [abuse]   [reply to Toast]6 Minion Toast, 56 Days Ago
    Just ordered this! Can't wait until I get it next weeeeeeek

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