Profile Photo

Is a plague of locusts ruining your day? Call the Locust Exterminators! Our team of merciless soldiers and ex-cons use the latest in chainsaw-gun and meat shield technology to eliminate the horde at its source, before it emerges. Satisfaction guaranteed! (Note: We just do the exterminating. You have to clean up the leftover giblets.)

TYPE YOUR MIND (BUT DON'T BE A DICK)