Kraiky! Look at the size of that buggah's horn! I've been working with unicorns all me life, and this is by far the most daaaangerous beast I 'ave ever seen. One touch from that horn and I'll be whisked away to a magical world of 'appiness and snickerdoodles. Kraiky! Pick up your knickers and run like the wind, 'cause he's headin' right for us!