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Fans of the Final Fantasy series will recognize this delicious fowl-esque creature, the lovable and delicious Chocobo. Little tip: You'll want to hunt for a young, miniature version to fit a sandwich, which are conveniently easier to catch. We also recommend a light coat of mayo to kill the bitterness. One taste and you'll make them a regular lunch-time delicacy.

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