Watch as the young noob emerges from his protective cocoon. He steps out gingerly, blinking his wide, naive eyes, basking in the glory of the interwebz. He smiles as he imagines the possibilities, the friendships. Then, all of a sudden -- WHAM!! WHAM-WHAM-WHAM!! It seems the noob has found an online club... and the forum troll holding it. Not to worry, the noob is resilient, and with regular beatings he too will become a troll. Such is the circle of 1337.