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Hiding among humans can be tiresome. Yes, your culture is so much more advanced than theirs, what with your intelligence being cybernetic. But stay calm; the fleet is on the way and we can herd these cattle soon enough. Until then, just blend in. Try to adapt to their fashion by, oh I don’t know, sporting the most dominating hat you have ever seen. They’ll be too distracted by your awesomeness to notice your plans to overthrow their planet.

TYPE YOUR MIND (BUT DON'T BE A DICK)