From the log of Fleet-Captain Brisco Starhammer, Stardate 1029.2.48. We have landed on the second moon of Centractus Prime. Although long-range scanners detected no life on the planetoid, we were immediately attacked by a race of hyper-intelligent floating brains. First Mate Eleanor Sunfury and myself are the only survivors, but we have discovered the aliens' weakness: gourmet coffee. I just pray that rescue comes before our beans dry out.