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Have you ever wanted to terrorize the shipping lanes, or blockade a foreign port? Now you can, with your very own make-believe, USB-powered mythological sea creature! Program your vicious imaginary hydra with over 15 behavior mods, including piracy, pillaging, and people-eating! You and your pretend pet will be the scourge of the seven seas! Act now, and you will receive a fake firewire kraken at no additional cost!

TYPE YOUR MIND (BUT DON'T BE A DICK)