The clickity-clack of feverish button-pressing; the pitter-patter of politely subdued wrist-clapping; the slurpity-slurp of enthusiastic espresso-drinking. Is there anything quite so exhilarating, quite so electric as an acoustic rock band performance? Now that I think about it, yes, in fact, there is. An acoustic rock band performance is actually the most awful thing ever. So please, do us all a favor, and plug in.