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They’re cute aren’t they? Sparkly, fluttery, rumored to bestow wishes on the inevitably unworthy…everyone loves a fairy, right? Wrong. The most this fey pestilence will bestow upon you is an itchy welt where they bite you. Make your outdoor evenings more pleasant by getting rid of this pixie-dust shedding vermin with Oberon’s Fairy-B-Gone FZ5000- field tested and approved for nyads, dryads, nymphs, leprechauns and Tinkerbell. Patent Pending.

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