See that guy over there? The big one with the beard? Check out his menacing grimace, his malodorous aroma, and all of the sharp, pointy things that he has stashed about his person. That’s not the guy you need to worry about. No, the one you want to watch out for is the one who’s able to learn your secrets, lift your wallet, and slit your throat before you even think to protest. You’ll never see it coming since you’re hypnotized by her…assets. Careful, friend, those curves are deadly.