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I am the greatest samurai who ever lived. My karate chops are so powerful they can break the wind itself. My shuriken are so precise they fly up a man's nostril and exit through his ear canal, without causing harm. My sword is so fast it travels back in time and kills my enemy's mother before he is conceived. My ego is so big, it needs to buy two seats on domestic flights. I am the greatest samurai who ever lived.

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