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If you're runnin' 'round, tryin' to get down,
Don't display a frown like a lamer clown,
When the ladies say they don't wanna play,
'Cause you're here today, but you don't wanna stay.
Just be smooth with her, like old Mithrandir;
With a languid purr, speak "friend" and enter.

TYPE YOUR MIND (BUT DON'T BE A DICK)