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How cute. You've got a horse. Oh, it's a mighty warhorse, is it? Fast and strong and brave? That's all well and good, but I'm still not impressed. You see, I rode into town on a giant saber-tooth panther. Yeah, it's got teeth bigger than your head, and a bad attitude to match. No offense, but if I were you I'd be embarassed to ride around on a pony, especially when my buddy was riding bareback on a Nightsaber. I'm just saying.

TYPE YOUR MIND (BUT DON'T BE A DICK)