The Tech Head is a curious being. Voraciously seeking out the latest and shiniest gizmo to add to its heavily laden utility belt, the Tech Head is also a hoarder of junky keyboards, ancient monitors, and dot-matrix printers. The purpose for this manic and obsessive collection is unclear, and it is widely considered to be rude and unwise to ask the Tech Head himself. However, scholars have developed two theories on the subject, upon which there is much debate: 1. Spare parts for the Robot Army, and 2. It’s for a fort.