They say the indoors are really nice this time of year. Son, whattya say we go inside and spend some quality time? First we'll fire up the netbook and I'll teach you how to surf on the web. Then we'll hop into a deathmatch and camp the night away. Tomorrow, I'll take you to my old pappy's favorite phishing spot and we'll see if we can't catch us a noob or two. There's just nothing like the Great Indoors, ain't there, son?