Wizards, on the whole, are an obnoxious bunch. I mean, have you ever actually seen a wizard do any real work? All they ever do is stand around drinking mana potions, comparing the size of their staffs and bragging about the potency of their magic missiles. And while we're on the topic of potency, Mr. Wizard, what's this I hear about you having trouble with your DPS reports? Did you get that memo?