Back in the olden days (when personal hygiene occurred by accident) people would spend their whole lives surrounded by the same smelly villagers. When it came to finding love, you'd be lucky to have any choice at all. Then one day the Internet appeared and spread its binary tendrils across the world. Now everybody can find that perfect someone, regardless of timidity, proximity, or dietary idiosyncrasy. It's love at first byte. This product ships with a to/from card for that special zombie or robot in your life!