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It has always been assumed that zombies are mindless killers whose only motivation is to slaughter and devour every living thing on the planet. However, a recent discovery in Africa has uncovered convincing evidence that the hordes of undead are really just hyper-militant animal rights activists who kill people to protect cute critters. I guess there's truth to the old saying, 'Go Vegan or get eaten!'

TYPE YOUR MIND (BUT DON'T BE A DICK)