All hail Lord Diabrolo the Unholy Diver, god of gamers and oathsworn enemy of sunlight! We call upon you to grant us the power to defeat our noobsteak enemies on the virtual battlefield. Invigorate our frail bodies with the stamina and determination to PVP 8 hours a day without so much as a potty break. With your divine blessing, send us awesome cheats and hax with which to smite our foes! Oh Lord Diabrolo, we pray to you these things (and more)! Kthxbai.