The pen is mightier than the sword, they say. In this case, the pen is mightier than the stake. For years there was just one way to get rid of vampires, however recent advances in science, technology and literature have revealed a new method of vampire eradication: character defamation through mass-produced teen fiction. This method does not eliminate the vampire, but ruins his reputation to such an extent that he can never again show his sparkly face in public. Many thanks to graffd02 for sharing this new technique with the slayers of the Design Arcade.