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You: You’re a cat who is up in the ceiling, pokin’ your head through a hole and watching everything that everybody does…


Stranger: WTF R U, teh keyboard cat?


You: The keyboard cat was so last year, I’m Purrrton the improv piano kitteh, and I am definitely not the dude from Ben Folds Five…

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