Say what you will about his vulnerability to snack cakes, but the arch-villain Dillzor is clearly the superior martial warrior. You must be under the influence of some nefarious pharmaceutical if you are delusional enough to believe the limp-wristed hero Mantastic could ever gain the advantage in hand-to-hand combat! Clearly, you are an idiot! And here I thought you were educated in the mechanics of close-range majiks! Your thoughts are not even worth my contemplation, let alone my consternation! Begone, foul malefactor, lest I pepper you with invective a second time!