I'm hunting for a peculiar feller. Frighteningly skinny, more gringo than a bucket of bleach, bespectacled like one of them city folk. Shoots a pistol good. Too good. Aimbot good. If you see any odd behavior 'round these parts, glitchin' or wallhackin', you give a holler, ya hear? We'll come a'gallopin' with our posse, and bust that punk good. Real good.