If there is one thing we can learn from television, it's that the universe is seriously messed up and convoluted and no matter how safe we feel, there is always something lurking right around the corner that wants to destroy everything we've ever known. So keep your eyes open. Never stop watching. Never let your vigilance waver for even an instant, or who knows, maybe that rubber ducky will come to life and eat your spleen. Just whatever you do, don't blink.