You ever watched a bull walk around? Just graze in a pasture? Bulls aren't exactly the brightest creatures: their skill set is limited to eating, charging, and mating, with an emphasis on mating. So when I heard the legend of the Minotaur, I knew they weren't telling us something. I get the feeling that our bull-headed friend had some help finding his new playthings. Minion vintz shares my suspicions, and he's presented his own rendition of the Minotaur myth.