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When life gives you a Portal Test Subject jacket' go test! Test like no one is watching (although she always is)! Felix Baumgartner broke the sound barrier from jumping from space? Give me some moon rocks and I can break the sound barrier in my living room as easy as putting a portal here and portal there! So stop wining about how boring your life is and suit up as an Aperture Science test subject today!

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Why let Chell have all the 'Fun'? With the Aperture Science Test Subject Track Jacket, you can imagine all sorts of life-threatening, potato-related adventures to replace your currently portal-less existence. Important note: While lending the wearer an undeniable improvement in both style and overall looks, this jacket is not designed to deflect, reduce, minimize, mitigate, or otherwise protect the wearer from the effects of any hazards found within the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

TYPE YOUR MIND (BUT DON'T BE A DICK)