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I've always thought there was something alluring about Chell. Her demurely tacit demeanor, her intoxicating puzzle-solving abilities, her disarmingly fashionable testing-coveralls, her delightfully provocative choice of footwear -- there's nothing more seductive than long-fall boots. However, despite all of her wonderful attributes, there's definitely one thing that sets Chell above everyone else: she really knows how to use her portals.

TYPE YOUR MIND (BUT DON'T BE A DICK)