For some reason bosses seem to insist that to take a sick day you should actually be ill. No longer will your game launch-day plans be foiled by arbitrary requirements like those.
The key to a successful sick day is the perfect ratio of believability. The Beulertron Sick-Voice Unit is field tested, and absentee employee approved. You have unprecedented control over the level of illness you can portray. Preset option include: Just Sniffles, Full Blown Cold, Bad Mexican Food, Bad Chinese Food, Montezuma's Revenge, Post- St. Patrick’s Day, and the Work Day Terminator.
Bulertron: Have a sick day, your way!
NOTE: Units are in back order until further notice as the Bulertron Corporation has been recently plagued by a dramatic increase in days missed by sick employees.